It's a Major Award

I was very pleased to see how well my father-in-law is doing at his job - it appears that after only having been working there for approximately half a year, he's already received an award for his flawless, hard work.

In the kitchen, that is.

Apparently, Joe has been deemed the Most Excellent Brownie Maker. In the office? In the city? In the state? Possibly in all lands near and far, but I'm not sure; it doesn't exactly specify. Also, I don't believe I've ever had the pleasure of eating Joe's brownies, so I can't yet fully endorse this claim. (I need proof, Neener.) He did, however, make some very tasty lentil soup for dinner on Sunday, so I do believe it is quite possible he could have sweet brownie making skills, as well. But, I primarily want to know what the heck was in those brownies that inspired someone to create such an award, and to give out the title of "Most Excellent" Brownie Maker. Is it possible that Bill & Ted are working in this office?

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60 Years of Neener

Today is Stephen's Dad's birthday. In honor of his big day, I thought I'd list my top ten reasons why he's the best father-in-law ever:

1. He loves his kitty probably more than I love mine. This, from a man whose favorite saying to me used to be, the only good cat is a dead cat. Anyone who loves their kitty as much as he does holds a special place in my heart.

2. He's one of the smartest people I know. He knows the subject of history like the back of his hand. I can't help but admire that, because I absolutely suck at history. Remembering things is hard!

3. He can appreciate a couple of glasses of red wine and the effects are practically magical.

4. He's a cute little apple-faced man.

5. He calls me Neener, and lets me call him Neener in return. Anyone who humors my retardation also holds a special place in my heart.

6. He's the hardest working person I know.

7. He could give Bob Villa a run for his money. If you've seen their house, you know - the man has talent!

8. He thinks MXC and Seinfeld are as funny as I do.

9. He grills Boca burgers especially for me in the summer, when everyone else is enjoying grilled meat. Again, anyone who humors my retardation holds a special place in my heart!

10. He gave Stephen his handsome genes, and his sense of humor.

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