Probably Not the Best Way to Attract Potential Home Buyers

Tip: If your house is on the market, keep in mind that there's nothing more welcoming to visitors than a dead reptile who's had a little work done by the local taxidermist. Place him in a prominent location, such as in the sitting room, preferably in a ridiculous position, and, if possible, add a prop, such as a cigar in the mouth or hand (paw?). This shows potential home buyers that your house has been well-maintained and decorated by a completely sane person with very classy taste, and reassures them that there isn't anything scary lurking behind every door of your home. Another plus? Once traumatized charmed by your stuffed creature, any negative qualities of your home, such as the extreme clutter bursting throughout your house or your kitchen which hasn't been updated in 20+ years, will surely go unnoticed.

Thanks to Therese for the photo. Unfortunately for her, she was said potential home buyer.